The Donkey Dash | Cabana-Side Snack Delivery!

Locations available:

Lyons, CO

Wellsville, UT

New Port Richey, FL

Defuniak Springs, FL

Forget the apps and the "human" drivers—at The Cowabunga Camp, we’ve upgraded our delivery tech to four hooves and a lot of heart. Introducing Donkey Dash, the farm’s premier (and only) door-to-door cabana delivery service!

When you book our delivery service, your "Dasher" won't be pulling up in a sedan. Instead, you’ll hear the pitter-patter of hooves as our resident bellhop trots right up to your cabana.

Why use Donkey Dash?

• A "Hee-Haw" High-End Experience: Our Dashers don’t just show up; they arrive in style. Every delivery donkey is dressed to the nines in bohemian floral wreaths, retro-serapes, or festive gear—making it the ultimate "Instagrammable" interruption.
• The "Ass-is-tant" You Didn’t Know You Needed: Forget a brown paper bag. Your treats arrive tucked into adorable, vintage-style wicker saddle packs
• The Ultimate Photo-Op: Unlike your regular delivery driver, we actually want you to stop our Dasher for a selfie. Our delivery service comes with a built-in cuddle session and the best "ear-to-ear" grin.

Stubbornly Delicious (The Goods):

• Our Dashers are committed to getting your snacks to you while you’re at peak relaxation. Every delivery comes fully loaded with:
• Artisan "Haystack" Popcorn: A variety of gourmet flavors (like Salted Caramel, Classic Movie Butter, or Savory Cheddar) to keep your herd happy.
• The "Sweet & Salty" Paddock Pack: A curated mix of snacks, including chocolate-covered pretzels, artisanal nuts, and nostalgic farm-stand treats.
• Chilly "Kick-Back" Beverages: A selection of retro glass-bottle sodas, served ice-cold for that vintage farm feeling.

The Donkey Dash Delivery Tiers

$80- The Lil’ Burro Bundle (Serves 3): A light load for a small herd.

$100- The Hee-Haw Hollywood Pack (Serves 6): The mid-sized "mule-pack" for a full sectional

$140- The Full Jackass (Serves 12): Our maximum capacity delivery—perfect for the whole pasture!

Don’t lift a finger (or a hoof)! Just sit back in your retro cabana, soak in the vibe, and wait for the Donkey Dash to bring the bites to you.

 Wooly Waiter: Terms & Conditions
When booking a Wooly Waiter Food & Beverage Delivery, your payment is exclusively for the interactive animal experience. We do not sell food or beverages at our facility. All refreshments, snacks, or pizza included in your selected package are provided strictly on a complimentary basis as part of the animal interaction.

Consumption Risk & Waiver
By purchasing and participating in an animal experience that includes complimentary food:
- Acknowledge of Environment: Guests acknowledge that food and drinks are being consumed in the presence of animals.

- Assumption of Risk: Guests accept all associated risks regarding hygiene and animal proximity. Consumption of any complimentary items is done at the guest's own risk.